Jocelyn!!! If you will please send me your mailing address, I will be happy to forward the stamp & paper kit to you!
You guys are AMAZING for playing along with me!!! Seriously!!! I was touched that so many of you would be willing to open up as you did. Of course I did give you the freedom to make things up if you had so chosen, but for some reason, I feel everyone was honest. Isn’t it crazy how we as women have so much pressure to be “perfect”?
I know men have their own issues to deal with but after this weekend, I am more sure than ever most of them could not begin to conquer those mathematical gymnastics I mentioned. Let me play it out for you…
Keith: (knowing I have given up sugar for lent) You are gonna love me or hate me! (while smacking his lips) I bought two pieces of chocolate pie for us!
Me: (smiling through clenched teeth) Honey, you know I. Can’t. Have. That.
Keith: (with as much sincerity as any human can have) I was afraid of that so I got you some fruit…fig newtons.
The man honestly had no idea fig newtons have sugar!!!
Happy Monday everyone!!!